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Saturday, August 16, 2008
WHAT made you lose your lunch?!?
I'm totally confused (and possibly deeply offended) by this post a Seattle guy made on Twitter so here I am, befuddled, bothered and bewildered: MP3 File What does this picture have to do with losing one's lunch?  Seriously -- I don't get it. I mean, I *hope* I don't get it. BECAUSE I HATE ASSHOLES! If you're following over a thousand people to get exposure for your site, try not to be a dick (or try to be clear). I suppose I haven't got any room to talk about how whorey tweeters should represent themselves since I frequently post about pooping. But pooping doesn't hurt anyone's feelings. Though maybe it could make someone lose his lunch. Still, I don't think I want to follow people who have such weak stomachs. FYI: I may have misrepresented the guy's site in my phone post. And everything else about him. Because I don't know him or what he was trying to communicate. Obviously. Labels: audio, beauty standards, nature, PHOTOS, rants, Seattle 
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8 Comments:
I can't stop thinking about this, making up stories in my head to make SENSE of it all, even if the story is nonsense.
Like, maybe the guy who lost his lunch is the one in the shadows. Maybe the plumper lumbered over to where he was napping, snatched his brown bag away from him, and has smashed it in her cleavage. Now he's awake and trying to stalk over there to grab it away . . . patiently waiting to gain her trust and make his move.
That would *totally* make sense except then WHO TOOK THE PICTURE?
I'm kidding, right?
Okay, so maybe she's his girlfriend, see, and his pet name for her is "lunch". He was supposed to meet her in the park, but when he got there he discovered her basking in the sun with a new paramour wooing her in the shadows. He lost his girl named "lunch" to a mysterious man in black who prefers the shade.
maybe i have it wrong.... I was taking it to mean that the dude was old and pale and naked and it grossed out the poster.
Maybe you worry to much about other people post, look at the crap on my twitter, or on your twitter, yikes I would not show your twitter to my mom that is for sure.
Well Susan, I already said I was "fixated" on this and tweet about my morning poops: admissions that I both "worry too much" and have "crap on my twitter". I don't know what crap you have on your twitter because I don't know who you are, but whether you show it to your mom or not is your business and almost as strangely fascinating a concept to me as the different ways one may lose his lunch.
Regardless, I think it's totally legit to fucking despise people who indicate they are made physically ill by the sight of a human in public who's not young and beautiful by society's lame-ass standards. And to post pictures of those people online. AND to have the picture not do a very good job of communicating what he's trying to say. If it had been clear and the picture made the meaning obvious, I would never have spent all this time "worrying" about it and would just have stopped following him. And told him to stay at home in a porn-filled bubble of beautiful people. And that if his video site is as lacking in clarity as his photo insults, then it's doomed.
So yeah . . . good morning, and fuck off.
Why are you so mean? Do you think that makes people want to look at your "art"? You must have tons of bad karma coming your way.
Hate makes you ugly, not coming to your site again.
Susan Green
Again, I'm confused, but it sounds like you are, too. I thought the guy who posted the picture and made the comment was mean, and I was saying I hate mean people.
This is so Twilight Zone. But goodbye, Susan. Fare thee well.
It really is hard to discern the context with his somewhat vague statement and an image that isn't particularly clear. I was wondering what, specifically, in the photo was so revolting (because I don't see it). Or, did he literally misplace his lunch, perhaps because he was distracted by People Watching?
In looking over his other Tweets and his site, I can only come to the conclusion that his comment was an insult about physical appearance... a low blow, base humor and indicative of character. Sidenote: I'm not too keen on people posting photos of others online without their knowledge or consent (especially when it is for the purpose of ridicule).
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