A PECULIAR IDEA
I'd like to bone up on my bible verses so I can randomly quote scripture during my masturbation shows. This would be comical, provocative, mysterious, surprising and bizarre -- all of the ingredients for great entertainment. Plus I already have quite a headstart on the memorization of bible verses having attended Awana
, vacation bible school, and a couple stints at a "Jesus Camp
"like camp as a pre-teen.
Actually, it's been on my to-do list for quite some time to create some bizarre revival-style monologues on video for my site, mixing crazed redneck Christianity with fiendish descriptions of all sorts of sexual perversions, alternately inviting worshipers to repent AND participate in said fiendish sexual scenarios, either with me or in my presence as the cultish lunatic minister. It's a project I'm so fond of, however, that I'm hesitant to do it unless we have the time and money to do it with higher production values and more writing and rehearsal than usual. Not that anyone is clamoring for this type of content, but *I* would love to play that part AND to watch something like that so . . . someday.
I just ripped a fart that actually BURNED whilst exiting my bunghole.
In about an hour I'm leaving for a hair appointment to bleach more blonde into my tresses. It seems just plain wrong to me, considering that the stores just put Halloween candy up on the shelves and I really want to go darker again, but whatever. I'm starting to enjoy switching it up and am thinking that next time I will try more red before going dark again. WWJD
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