ME? A GRANNY??
As an over-thirty webwhore I'm used to being dumped into the "MILF
" category by porn people reviewing or promoting me and my site (even though I'm totally NOT a mother).
But promoting me as a GRANNY? Wow! I'm finding my galleries appearing on sites with names like "Meaty Grannies" and "Grandma Pie". AND THEY ARE MAKING SALES so I guess the ploy is working and my granny-like sex appeal is high.Here is one of my galleries
that's being passed off as totally grandma-licious. It WAS one of my favorite sets of pictures but now I'm looking at it through a totally different lens and seeing crone-like characteristics that I never noticed before in every photo. Due to the backlight and shadows on my face, I *do* look rather wizened in this photo
; I even appear to have a soft silvery beard that just never caught my eye prior to being marketed as a granny.
I'm looking forward to the day when I actually AM in my golden years; if they're adding forty years onto me now, when I'm seventy-five I'll then be able to market myself in the MOTHERFUCKING IMMORTAL category of porn, as yet to be established.Haglike queen of the undead fucks young bucks with her magical cock-shaped sceptre.
Vampiric crone sucks the life force out of frat boy's pecker.
Magical centuries-old nympho cooks aphrodisiac tamales; neighborhood girls sexually enslaved by powerful phallus-shaped meat-pies.
Immobilized bed-ridden senior hypnotizes you with her cataracts' come-hither stare.
I'm going to be so HOT! No no no . . . the undead are COOL to the touch.
granny can dream, can't she?
Labels: aging, beauty standards, PORNOGRAPHY, webwhore insights