THE REVIEWS ARE IN!!
Remember how we were invited to be in a bonafide PORNO movie by Audacia Ray called The Bi Apple
? Well, it was recently released for sale . . . and for review.
People everywhere are talking about it! Mikey says
stole every scene he was in." Okay, so that's not really an "objective" review since Mikey was part of the production crew, but I feel the need to mention that Tucker is a stand-out star.
Gram Ponante describes my behind-the-scenes "performance"
If Simone Valentino is the star of the movie (and I hope we get to see her again), then Tasty Trixie is the star of the BTS. Like everyone in the cast, she is hot in an accessible way . . . but also dispenses folksy porn set wisdom that reveals a basic adherence to conventions even among trippy pan-sexuals.
Me? A dispenser of folksy porn set wisdom? Oh, you FLATTERER! This is especially funny to me since that was the first time I'd ever been ON the set of a porn movie except for some of the other weird sets we've been on which were part porn, part zombie
or were not intended for a mass porn market.
Having said that, I suppose I should (finally) blog about "what it was like", this porno movie experience, since people seem to want to know what it's like to be in an actual porn MOVIE distributed by one of those familiar names (in this case, Adam & Eve). I actually still don't feel qualified to remark on that since Dacia's movie and set felt (and are/were) thousands of miles away from the stereotypical L.A./porn valley scene. No one LOOKED stereotypically porny and no one ACTED stereotypically pornish. I mean, some of the coolest aspects of being on set were totally NERDY things: getting to meet and hang out with fellow bloggers (Mikey
) and talk about relatively obscure geek shit and compare vials of perfume oil from Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab
. I don't know for sure, but I have a feeling those conversations and people-mixes wouldn't have happened at a shoot in the valley. And would I have met Bella Vendetta
, Luxe Nightmare
, or Rachel Kramer Bussel
? Me fucking thinks not in West Coast pornoland. There was a distinctive lack of tan and silicone glam, and I mean that in a good way.
Anyway, there's lots more I could say about the fun we had, but let's get back to the reviews, shall we?
Here's a summary of Tucker's and my scene from Abby Ehmann
In scene two Simone observes Tucker and Trixie, even assisting by handing them toys mid-stroke. There's actual foreplay -- a pleasant surprise! -- and loads of eager asslicking. By Trixie! She lubes Tucker up good and starts inserting fingers until it's time for "something bigger." Heh. She dons a strap-on and fucks his ass in a few positions. Trixie has spectacularly large natural boobs that oscillate wildly when Tucker gets on top. They then maneuver into a formation in which he's rubbing his cock against her foot and she's multi-tasking with two sex toys. After some vigorous jerking off, he spurts like Vesuvius onto those amazing boobs and then licks it off. Whew! Let's rewind that one, shall we?
And the most personally flattering thing I've read about the movie comes straight from Audacia
who says, "If you only want to pay to see one scene in the movie, check out scene 2, Trixie and Tucker. They are goddamn amazing."
One of the coolest things about being part of Audacia's first movie really is that it feels special and out-of-the-ordinary, probably because it mattered to her to do it differently. It mattered to her in that it wasn't just title number 357 in a long queue of assembly-line produced stuff, and I think that's reflected in her cast and crew choices, the "action", in her promotional efforts and in the coverage it's gotten. Tucker and I are very lucky that in our day-to-day work lives what we do MATTERS to us, and I think we were blessed to step out of our own homemade porn thing to be part of something else that also mattered to the person making it (and for all of the people involved to matter to each other). It was NOT like "another doubly-penetrating day at the silicone office"; that's what makes The Bi Apple unique.
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