LATEST SEX DREAM
Which one of these people from Curb Your Enthusiasm do you think I had a wet sex dream about last night?
I doubt it will come as a shock to those of you who know me, but it was that "fat fuck" Jeff.
While I tend to get hot over chubby guys, I don't think I've ever consciously acknowledged my lust for Jeff. But last night I had a few sex dreams (one of them also involved Nathan Fillion
after a very long slide down a spaceship/spacestation slide, red black and metal, miles of sliding on a tube) and the most fulfilling and enchanting had to do with Jeff.
Panties. I had many pairs of my favorite panties in hand, ones that I'd already worn a bit so some already had that good pussy smell on them. I also had an assortment of whore friends and I wanted to throw a little panty party with strange middle-aged men I randomly picked up and invited over, knowing they would appreciate the sexual nature of my play without actually pushing for SEX. Jeff was one of the attendees. I kissed him and kissed him and kissed him while he smiled, but alas, we never got to the panty part due to my dream taking an anxiety-riddled turn into car accidents. But I woke up wanting JEFF.
Where does a lust for this guy come from? Is it the way he's always so clean and tidy and fetchingly-clothed in Curb? Is it his submissive nature in the show? He's never grotesquely submissive in an attention-whoring squirmy manipulative way, but he's just so laid back even when Suzy is screaming that he's a fat fuck. Maybe that's what makes me so hot for him. Or maybe it's that someone who's THAT heavy probably isn't going to have the energy to fuck YOU, instead he'll just lay back and let you fuck HIM with a smile on his face. No pain, no ruthless pounding, complete control. At least, maybe that's the way I envision it in my horny subconscious mind.
Mmmmm . . . perhaps that more youthful pic reveals more of the attraction. Plus there's something about his voice I like, maybe there are traces of his Chicago history in it, or maybe it's just the slightly-wheezy squeezed voice of a fat fuck. I don't know. It makes me hot. I have a couple of other fat fuck crushes I've been meaning to blog about, so maybe it will all fall into place when I do that.Note: if my use of the term "fat fuck" is offensive to you, allow me to point out its part of the show, Curb Your Enthusiasm (and if you haven't watched it, you damn well should). I was never a big Seinfeld fan, but Larry David of Curb? FAN I AM.
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