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Wednesday, October 26, 2005
Cock Size
COCK SIZE After reading Mistress Matisse's entry on "penii" and again perusing the photos and tales on this site, I thought I'd make an entry on penis size since SO FRICKIN' MANY viewers ask about it during shows. 1. What is the biggest dick you've had? I have no idea in terms of inches. I'm not a "numbers" girl -- I can't remember how old I am or my family members are let alone measure-by-sight and remember the length and girth in inches of men I've fucked. I don't even know how many inches Tucker sports. When men rattle off their penis measurements it's COMPLETELY MEANINGLESS TO ME. But the biggest dick I've had belonged to a guy named Brett. It was fucking gigantic, both in length AND girth. He'd warned me in advance, but still -- I was not prepared for this cannon-sized unit. I've referred to him as "log boom boy" ever since; he seriously needed two hands to manouever this massive huge cock. Cocks this big are not a blessing, they are a CURSE. You can't do anything with that kind of a dick -- it's a battering ram, not a sex organ. But you want to know something? In spite of all of the platitudes "reassuring" men that circus-sized cocks do not exist (or if they do are EXTREMELY RARE), many women have encountered giant freak-show penises and can tell you of the very sad look on these poor men's faces when they unleash them. Contrary to politically correct beliefs, they DO exist, but there is absolutely no reason to envy these monsters of cock. Back to log boom boy: after a moment of traumatized hysterical laughter on my part, I absolutely HAD to have it in me. Or maybe die trying. My compulsion had nothing to do with pleasure, and everything to do with "achievement". I will never scale Everest, but I will die being able to say, "I'm Trixie, 5'2", and had timber-sized tool inside my pussy." It's stupid and senseless, but whatever. When I put the condom on his penishead it was like balancing a tiddly-wink on top of a pancake. A *total* joke. Somehow he wrestled on the condom, and somehow I got some of it inside me, but there was no way he could finish like that (and I certainly had no illusions about the possibility of experiencing my own orgasm: zilch). He had to jerk himself off. But the term "jerk himself off" is misleading. It was more like watching King Kong masturbating a phallus-shaped building to orgasm using both leathery palms. This wasn't your typical double-fisted jerk where one hand is wrapped around the base of the penis and the other is wrapped around the top; there was no "wrapping" -- no manual containment -- without both hands working the same level. It was like stroking a crane or some other type of heavy equipment. So! That was the biggest cock I've encountered in my sexual history, and the magnitude of his schlong is not diminished for me by the fact that I don't know IN INCHES how gigantic he was. I've seen and experienced quite a lot of awe-inspiring cock, so anybody who tells you big penises are figments of our imaginations are just wrong. Log boom boys may be few and far between but the next size down is really out there in full force. My ex-husband had a really big obscene norseman's dick, and there was this one guy named Gregg with an almost-unmanageable long-thick column of statuesque meat, and who can forget Kris's beer can man (so named for his dick's frightening resemblance in girth to a beer can)? 2. What is the perfect size for a cock? Tucker's cock is the perfect size. 3. Does size matter? Yes, it matters. But not the way you think. Anyone who says size doesn't matter AT ALL is a liar. As described above, there are technical issues of engineering that can make a big difference. If it's too big to ever get properly consumed by a human being's orifice, the size obviously "matters". If it's too small to stick out from under an apron of belly fat, the size obviously matters. As far as genital pleasure for the woman is concerned, I believe a smaller-than-average penis is the perfect size. With a smaller penis you can fit the whole thing inside you and painlessly rub your clit against his body. You can receive the cock into your asshole with ease and use a vibe or fingers on your clit. I have experienced great physical pleasure with very small penises, and many guys with smaller cocks do an excellent job of "making up" for their perceived lack of penile-pleasure-giving in the hand job and oral departments. Another advantage (if the man is in reasonably good shape): chances are he can get his dick harder faster if it's smaller-than-average than he would if it were on the bigger side. I wouldn't complain about a smallish penis unless I didn't like the guy or found significant portions of the rest of his body and face unattractive or if he were so insecure about his penis size that he tried to make up for it with a giant display of ego and artifical confidence. As far as overall pleasure and aesthetic value goes, I can't deny that I like bigger-than-average cocks. They just LOOK really really good. Handling or sucking a biggish cock is much more exciting than stroking or blowing an average or small penis. This is just *my* opinion though. I think women's opinions vary a lot on this issue. I haven't had kids, I don't like pain, and my skin is very inelastic so all of those things probably factor into my preferences along with scads of other background issues, etc. 4. Length or Girth? Girth, but you already knew that. At least, I hope you already knew that. Judging from the amount of idiots watching my camshows who demand "deeper! deeper!" penetration, perhaps there are bunch of people in this world who still don't know about the g-spot and seem to think pleasure is achieved via a bruised cervix. When the penis is thicker, it makes the labia move around more which can provide indirect clitoral stimulation from the hood moving around on the clit. If it's also on the shorter side, chances are we get more g-spot stimulation from the head of the penis. But even if it's on the long side, guys should understand that there's a reason why sensitivity is concentrated in the HEAD of their penises: BECAUSE YOU DON'T NEED TO STICK THE WHOLE THING INTO OUR PUSSIES!!! I'll admit that hard deep fucking can be a real turn-on, but in terms of actual physical pleasure I think it does more harm than good. Plus I don't really find long skinny dicks as aesthetically pleasing as short and stumpy ones. 5. Are black guys bigger? I haven't had enough sex with black guys to know for sure, but in my experience black cocks are longer, but also skinnier. Every woman I've talked to who has experience with black men says the same thing: long and skinny. See answer to number 4. Oh wait, scratch that . . . I believe one of my friends referred to a black man who was hung like a thermos. I'm not sure if you want me to divulge who you are, friend, in case you'd like to avoid a million annoying emails hungering for wild stories of interracial delights. 6. Cut or uncut? I love watching guys jack off their uncut cocks. Visually, the movement of foreskin is a huge turn-on to me. It's a hassle putting condoms on uncut guys though, and I have much more experience with circumsized men so I'd have to say I prefer cut. My mom and sister have said that their uncut lovers have almost too much sensitivity and can experience pain because of it sometimes and I've also heard sad stories of tears, infections, etc. From an ethical standpoint I'm not sure about the whole thing; I lean towards thinking it's rather barbaric and unnecessary, but I'm really not sure what I'd do if I had a boy child. I probably wouldn't have him circumsized, but I don't really know for sure. Fortunately I don't have to make any decisions about whether or not to mutilate my child since I don't have any or any plans to have any. On a sidenote, my grandpa was circumsized at twelve years old, and it was a horrifying procedure for him. Rather than being anti-circumcision, he became yet another staunch supporter of infant circumcision. He did manage to talk my sister's British ex-husband out of undergoing the surgery as an adult, though. 7. If you could have a penis, what size would it be? Okay, so no one has ever asked me this before but I wish they would because I love to think about having a pecker of my own. I would like to have a thick veiny pink fattie of a prick with an obscene curve to it and some tight rosy balls with crinkly golden hairs. I would like it to be slightly too-big-for-my-body, and have it hang down hot and heavy on my thigh when flaccid. I'd like to feel the crotch of my pants moving when my dick twitches at the sight of a girl with perky b-cups. Then I'd go to my car and put a newspaper over my lap and jerk myself off while pretending to sip coffee and watching all the girls bouncing by. I would probably get arrested eventually for flashing my vulgar-looking cock at one of them. 
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2 Comments:
as much as I love to look at huge cocks.. my Dicks dick is only 7/2 to 8 and it kills me sometimes. I had a huge cock once, or should I say we couldnt fit most of it in..nor could i even get anything bigger than the head in my mouth. The poor guy was suffering to have a fucking orgasm. So when these guys tell me they have a 11 incher or 12 incher.. little do they know, I only feel sorry for them..what a drag.
7 1/2 is actually big. All these people going around talking about 9 inchers are ruining our "respect" for the 7 incher which can still inflict much stretching, pain and damage.
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