MY BLONDE GIRLFRIEND


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Another Friday night is here with Delia all dressed up and doing private shows on iFriends. The difference is her hair color -- she got a couple of new wigs and tonight's her first as a blonde; I think she looks drop-dead gorgeous, totally slutty and porn-star hot!

As I was lurking in our spycam chatroom, one of Tucker's fans (I stand corrected; TWO of Tucker's fans with the handle TWOMALEROOMMATES) asked Delia, "does it make Trixie jealous that you look so much better than her?"

It's an interesting question because I do envy her. For one thing, she has a cock and fuck yes, I yearn to wield a cock. For another, she's a dramatic tall brunette capable of looking more and more glamorous the more makeup she puts on. She can wear wild prints without ever worrying about looking short and dumpy. Next to Delia, I do feel that I pale in comparison: short, mousy, washed out, sexless.

Fortunately I don't actually feel "jealous" in a painful competitive way. I don't actually wish I could be as tall and glamorously beautiful as she is; instead I feel blessed and intrigued because I get to live vicariously through her. I would far rather my boyfriend be the pretty one spending hours shaving and applying cosmetics than I. I would rather buy clothes and makeup for her than for myself. As much as I like the idea of being a whore, in practice I enjoy being a pimp way more.

Let me explain (confess to?) a little practicality of our lives: the checks for all of our websites, including Tucker's and Delia's, are made out to me and go straight into my bank account. Tucker and Delia have never seen any cash from years of working with me on these sites. Delia gets her ifriends checks herself, but I often make more money in a week by PROMOTING her on iFriends than she makes by whoring herself out there. I find this funny since I used to be really disgusted by husband/wife internet porn teams set up exactly the same way, but with the gender roles reversed. And now, here I am playing the "bad" guy, the loathsome chubby pimp. But it's not like you think! I take care of my bitches, giving them a roof over their head, paying the bills, taking them on trips . . . as long as they buy the food, cook it and clean up after my lazy ass things are great. It's a fair exchange!!! IT IS!!! It's not like I'm rolling in dough and driving around in a gold caddy filled with ho's while Delia is at home, working like a dog, selling herself by the minute.

I would rather have a pretty girl on my arm, than try to BE the pretty girl. I like thinking people are looking at me with envy, wondering "what is a girl like that doing with . . . a girl like that?"

Note: I will delete any comments insisting one of us is more attractive than the other. Thoughts on the concepts and issues are welcome, though.
posted by Trixie at 8/05/2005 11:38:00 PM -