INDECENT PROPOSAL FROM A HORSE FUCKER
A couple of years ago I put an ad in a local newspaper for male models since we'd just opened up TrixiesHouseboy
and I intended to have more guys on appear it than just Tucker. The most eloquent and thorough response I received was from this attractive gentleman:
He included five photographs (uncensored -- I blued out his face for privacy reasons but he was fairly easy on the eyes), an articulate letter, and proposed a trade of sorts that would benefit me as a pornographer. He described in detail what he was looking for (I've highlighted my favorite, "it goes without saying" portions:
I'm a physically fit 40 year old white male currently assembling ground support for another one of life's big adventures. You might be interested . . . I would be more than glad to pay for all your film, etc.
If they run my ad in the personals you will see it as the one that starts out with STALLION NEEDED.
I desire to engage in sex with a horse, both anal and oral. #1 Pictures would be nice. #2 Assistance in doing this is a must for any kind of safety. #3 I'm looking for a female who has a stallion that we could use. The smaller breeds are preferred. I will need her help to handle the horse. Safety is a major consideration.
I will also need probably three to four women to assist in various ways. Yes, I will be naked for this in front of you all and dependent on you all for my safety . . .
I never responded to the guy, but since then I've enjoyed reading the letter aloud to houseguests whenever the opportunity arises. That intimate little envelope packed with photos, personal information, and his handwritten request for "ground support" is one of my most treasured novelties.
As a result, I was not completely shocked or in total disbelief when Howie (a regular in my spycam chatroom for years) told me about a "ranch" of sorts in Enumclaw where he said some guy had been killed getting fucked by a horse (in fact, I wondered aloud whether he was my personal-ad respondent). I rather believed that someone somewhere had died after arranging personal stud service, but I thought perhaps Howie was making up the details of it being in Enumclaw (a town Howie as a fellow sometimes-Washingtonian knows well, and knew I would be familiar with) and that he was exaggerating when he said that this "ranch" had a lot of customers.
He wasn't making it up.
The Seattle Times reported on it here
. Editor & Publisher reported on the Seattle Times' report here
I have to express some surprise at Dan Savage's remarks
on the horse fucker. The first element of my surprise comes from him surmising that a guy who accepts horse meat in his ass must be "a gay-identified horse fuckee". I'm pretty sure Dan Savage should already know this, but not all men (in fact, probably not even a majority of men) who desire anal penetration are gay. Whether they want to be penetrated by a strap-on dildo, shemale she-cock, stallion cock, or even a real guy's cock you can't assume they are "gay-identified". The tendency to label every bizarre perverted male as "gay", from pedophiles to horse fuckers, is dangerous and stupid and wrong.
Anyway, the guy was married with kids (not that this means he couldn't possibly have been gay, but all evidence points to him being attracted to women . . . and horses). My would-be horse-fuckee also clearly identified as straight. Arranging to have a horse fuck you up the ass means you are a cuckoo FREAK on a plane light years removed from mundane distinctions like gay, bi or straight.
I was also surprised by the "why would you need to tape such a memorable event" remarks. I suppose he was just being funny, but come on . . . people don't make porn to preserve memories, they make it for jack-off material later. A recording is worth a lot more than a memory. Naturally you'd think that the risk of being outed on video to your friends, family and community would disincline you to make said recording, but if the risk of DEATH by horse cock doesn't disincline you to take stallion schlong up your ass then you probably don't have a very healthy fear of consequences in the first place. Humiliation is probably the least of your concerns.
As far as Washington not having laws against bestiality . . . big deal. I think the laws should stay as they are, and whether or not bestiality is criminal should be determined by whether or not animal CRUELTY was involved (penetrating a dog, for example, would be cruel). I don't think any of the kids I went to high school with who had their dicks sucked by calves should be guilty of criminal bestiality charges (though I think they were all assholes and morons). I don't think a scene between a woman, a dog and a tablespoon of peanut butter should be criminal (NOT THAT I WOULD EVER DO THIS!!!). And if someone wants to fellate a dog or a horse and suck down gallons of its semen, I don't think it's any business of the legal system. If dairy farming is legal, and animal breeding is legal, and dog sledding is legal, and butchering animals for meat is legal, I think it's completely nonsensical to legally oppose bestiality on principle alone and if someone wants to commit suicide by horse cock, good riddance. I feel sorry for the humiliation their family will endure, but seriously . . . I would rather be related to a horse fucker than to say . . . Dick Cheney.