DIVINE TOYS


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Blasphemous Bob sent me an awesome gift of not one, not two, but THREE dildos from Divine Interventions: the Diving Nun (pictured above), Jackhammer Jesus, and The Devil!! Of course, when they arrived the first one I had to try was the big bad boy himself (and I do mean BIG -- he and the diving nun are quite large).

So many sex toys are simply utilitarian or pretty in a predictable way. But the Divine Interventions dildos are real TOYS. They are like silicone dolls you can fuck . . . and talk to in all of their unholy glory. I have not had this much fun playing with toys since I had a Barbie Dream House (speaking of Barbie and Jackhammer Jesus, if you're a member and haven't read this story, you really should).

Anyway, I had a fantastic time playing with my new Diving Nun while I was on the rag last week, and putting on a blasphemous show for Bob with Jesus and the Devil today. I love being dressed up in the nun's habit -- it's such good playtime (and such a relief to not be thinking about how to look "cute" or "sexy" -- looking like a nun seems to come much more naturally to me).

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FYI: I mistakenly posted an entry here about the Instead Cup when I *meant* to post it over on my bloody blog. If you're looking for it, it's right here now.
posted by Trixie at 5/05/2005 11:16:00 PM -