100 MILES OF BAD ROAD
Today's "interesting" observation, made by viewer "Bob" during my group show while my legs were spread:
"That pussy looks like its had a lotta miles put on it."
Awwww, now ain't that sweet? You've got to wonder what the odomoter looks like on Bob's smart-ass mouth, or on his jerking hand because I'd venture to guess he hasn't gotten much pussy in his life.
But hey, could he have meant it as a compliment? I mean, I shouldn't be hasty and assume that the guy has a preference for tight, hairless, underage twat just because he thinks my pussy looks all broke-in like an antique jalopy. I mean, what's more welcoming than a soft, hairy, wet wrinkled snatch? My pussy *has* had a lot of miles put on it. I've used my hot pocket and then some. Why should I assume he meant to be insulting? And even if that was his intention, what the fuck do I care?
Who knows what this specific guy meant by his little anatomical observation (not that I think my pussy looks all that different than it did ten years ago); all I know is that I cannot stand guys who critique a woman's genitalia as though there's a right kind or a wrong kind, or as though the color, shape, or size of anything down there is any guaranteed indicator of what it's been used for and how often.
In case you weren't here for the most recent free pussy pic, here's a snatch-shot for you
. Eat up!
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