LISTEN TO ME

Every so often I make audio entries (two minutes, max) in my journal, The Wandering Webwhore. These are not well-articulated little speeches, but random rambling from a fairly introverted sometimes caustic webwhore. I've chosen a few to introduce myself to you:

"Cum" for me - 11/15/03
The misconceptions men pay to have reinforced.

The List Voyeur - 9/10/03

Translation Please! - 7/26/03
"Ah ayne"? Oh, I really cracked myself up on this one!

Am I a monster? - 6/7/03

Kick, kick, kick, kick, kick! - 5/22/03
I'm so into Pilates I can't even pronounce it correctly!

You are so beautiful . . . to me - 5/22/03 cont.
A continuation of this rant (I have since softened my position).

Dingdongs & Donettes - 5/22/03 cont.
The source of my superbeauty.

Think beautiful? How about, "THINK CRAZY!"
Gorgeously photographed "superbeauties", bizarre outer-limits philosophy.
Visit the site -- you'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll ask Ms. Magazine what to think.

Body Pump - 5/25/03
More flatulence impressions.
By the way, if you're looking for a beautiful woman with farting content in her members-only area,
check out my friend SexyMissLizz - she's a "gas"!

What time is it? - 9/20/03
The dumber she is, the hotter I get.

The Benefits of Caffeine - 9/10/03

Banished from the chatroom AGAIN! - 12/9/03